Hey, wake up
Your eyes weren't open wide
For the last couple of miles
You've been swerving from side to side
You're gonna make me spill my beer
If you don't learn how to steer
Passenger side
Passenger side, side
I don't like
On the passenger side
Roll another number for the road
To the only sober person I know
Won't you let me make you a deal
Get behind the wheel
Passenger side
Passenger side, side
I don't like riding
On the passenger side
Should've been the driver
I could've been the one
I should've been your lover
Can you take me to the store, and then the bank?
I've got five dollars we can put in the tank
I've got a court date coming this June
I'll be driving soon
Passenger side
Passenger side, side
Side, side
I don't like
I don't like
I don't like
On the passenger side
Your eyes weren't open wide
For the last couple of miles
You've been swerving from side to side
You're gonna make me spill my beer
If you don't learn how to steer
Passenger side
Passenger side, side
I don't like
On the passenger side
Roll another number for the road
To the only sober person I know
Won't you let me make you a deal
Get behind the wheel
Passenger side
Passenger side, side
I don't like riding
On the passenger side
Should've been the driver
I could've been the one
I should've been your lover
Can you take me to the store, and then the bank?
I've got five dollars we can put in the tank
I've got a court date coming this June
I'll be driving soon
Passenger side
Passenger side, side
Side, side
I don't like
I don't like
I don't like
On the passenger side
